Sunday, February 8, 2009

Canuck Jokes

The Canucks have won their last 2 games in a row after 8 losses. They have some good things going finally. Let's hope it lasts. However, as a Canuck fan, you tend to get a bit pessimistic over time. Here's a few Canuck jokes that I found on-line that reflect that...

The RCMP are cracking down on speeders heading into Vancouver. For the first offence, they give you two Vancouver Canucks tickets. If you are stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup playoffs? A. The Vancouver Canucks

Q. How do you keep the Vancouver Canucks out of your yard? A. Put up a goal net.

Q. What do you call a Vancouver Canuck with a Stanley Cup ring? A. A thief.

Q. How many Vancouver Canucks does it take to win a Stanley Cup? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and are killed on the road.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

This is really a wonderful blog as it motivates us not to get demoralized and enjoy the life and keep doing the hardwork.
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